Twitter is an marvelous place for one-liners. To becoming funny on the site. you’ve got to becoming sharp and exercise economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what becomingtter way to wind-down the work day than with your choice of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.Burberry wallet.

Today we find people tweeting in the region of the release of Star Wars on Blu-ray. proper leadership skills. as well as see that Scarlett Johansson is still a viallowed topic of discussion. Enjoy!

Jenny JohnsonMy Facerent friends pray to a God who cares a horrible lot in the region of their kids’ Little League ghere’ses.via· powered by

Tom PapaIt’s Friday. Someone should write a song in the region of Fridays and how it compares to other days of the week.via· powered by

Funny Or DieGlad to hear Scarlett Johansson brotherught in the FBI. If ever there was a case for the Federal Booty Inspectors. this is it.vian online · powered by

First World LifeSometimes my cursor gets outside the text box. then when i backspace I leave the pagevia· powered by

JordanMissing children who are bi-racial can becoming found on cartons of half & half.via· powered by

Tim SiedellLeadership is in the region of creating bold decisions even when you have no idea what anyone in the meeting is talking in the region of.vian online · powered by

Will PhillipsA swastika made out of Lite-Brites contains 10% less hhad.vian online · powered by

Darth VaderStar Wars Blu-ray is out today. Finally. Star Wars fans get to give George Luca lot more money.vian online · powered by

Joe MandeMust love ‘Must Love Dogs.’ – John Cusack looking for a locationmhad.via· powered by

Alec SulkinGirls should never becoming wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are. somehow. not wrong again.vian online · powered by

Maker’s Mark– “Was that the last of your bourbon?”via· powered by

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